Please use this form to alert us of your exciting, daring words of creative non-fiction that are out in the Internet Void. That way we can send a highly skilled librarian or various crony out to collect them and add to our library's growing collection. Currently, our head librarian can only decipher up to 1,500 words at this time. 

• Please use either 1.5 or double space.
• Do not use courier or other typewriter/special fonts. Wingdings is okay.

If you'd like, you can shout something loudly into the void as you click submit. It's likely that nobody other than you will hear it, but sometimes that's all that matters.